He is Fernando! The Party Planner!

I got this from one of my buddies who lives in NYC. Apparently this is a real commercial that actually airs on real television in the Bronx. (God bless America) This 1:10 of pure, unadulterated Awesomeness is best savored with the volume up loudly.



There might not be enough words in the B2K™ lexicon to adequately how awesomely bad this commercial is, but let's just start with the hair. Wow. Somewhere, Eriq La Salle is rejoicing that Soul-Glo has made it's triumphant return.


And this guys has some chops too. No, he'll never be The World's Most Interesting Man or even The Man Your Man Could Smell Like, but he's still got skillz. Enjoy.

Conan the Musical?

No, it's not real, as much as it should be. After all, kids like musicals. Think of the awesome possibilities here of educating our young on the most important things in life early. Specifically, crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you and hearing the lamentation of their women.

Yay(!) for montage awesomeness.

On another note, how boring--and lame--by comparison is the next governor of California going to be? Oh well...maybe this gives Arnie the chance to finally film Conan the King, like I (and nerds like me) have been waiting expectantly for the last 20 years or so.
If this thing actually gets completed, it will make Star Trek (2009) look like the Diet Coke of long-awaited sequel awesomeness. A guy can dream, right?