Monday, October 17, 2011

Serenity now, people...

Yes, it was a bad bad BAD sports weekend is Southeast Michigan. As someone that is not only a huge sports fan, but also a resident of this area I get that. But you people need to chill the fuck out.

No. Like seriously.


Yes, Michigan lost to State. And the Tigers got knocked out of the playoffs. And the Lions dropped a hard-fought battle to the 49ers. So I get that it sucked. I feel it. But can we just please step back and get some perspective?

First, did anyone expect the Wolverines to go undefeated this year before the season started? If you answer "yes" to this you are a damn liar. Considering the shit sandwich Rodriguez left behind for Hoke, 6-0 was a damn fine start. Once O$U started imploding, it was pretty obvious that Sparty was going to be the toughest opponent on our schedule all season. We went on the road and came within one bad play of tying the game in the 4th quarter, despite MSU having a whole lot more talent and depth on both offensive a defensive lines. Yes, Borges playcalling was suspect, and his failure to compensate for State sending blitz after blitz over the middle is inexcusable.

It sucks because Sparty showed why they will always be Little Brother. They have no class, and that starts at the top. But what else would you expect from a head coach that went to O$U and an athletic department that covers up it's players assaulting the student body (sexually and otherwise) on the regular? It sucks for guys like Mike Martin, who have played thier guts out for four years and will never be able to say they beat those assclowns from Moo U up the road. Thanks, Rich. Thank, Bill Martin.

But at the end of the day, we were beaten by a better team. Michigan is still going to win 9 or 10 games this year, and starting in 2013, MSU might not win a game in the series for a decade. They better enjoy it now.

Next up: Tigers. Enjoy the moment, people. I don't remember Nolan Ryan or Sandy Koufax pitching in their prime, but when I am 70 years old sitting on my rocking chair, I will be telling my grandkids about watching Justin Verlander pitch back in 2011. This Tigers team never should have made it as far as they did; sit back and enjoy the moment, rather than taking every opportunity to bash the team, Leyland, etc.

Finally, the Lions. Seriously, people? San Francisco is a damn good team. Once again, who thought before the season that the Detoit Lions were going to the Super Bowl? (I feel like I'm taking crazy pills for even putting those two in the same sentence, but yes, they do belong there together) Who still thinks they are going? Newsflash: no chance. Not with that offensive line. So this is still a rebuilding year. Enjoy it, for fuck's sake!



This moment of clarity is brought to you by John Cusack, circa 1989.