Pac-Man to Detroit?

According to THIS article, it looks like Adam "Pac-Man" Jones might be headed to the Detroit Lions. If you think about it, it does make a little sense. The height of Jones' professional success came in Tennessee when he was playing under Lion's head coach Jim Schwartz.

Well, it's not as if the Lions have anything to lose. They can pay Jones peanuts and he's got to be an improvement over whomever he replaces. Chris Houston? Jonathan Wade? Ughh.

And of course, there's the economic upside. We're talking about Detroit, people. This is a city with unemployment rate hovering around 50%. With Iverson taking his game out of town, single moms and struggling college students (those are both politically correct terms for "stripper," for the obtuse amongst you) throughout SE Michigan and Windsor really need someone to pick up the slack.


Coming soon to a Vu near you?